[several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / Trivia - TV Tropes Jay: Jay: Reco'nize. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - Parents Guide - IMDb Jay and Bob watch a scene from Daredevil being shot. I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. If I go to prison will you wait for me? [to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker] Mules are GOOD! However, Catholic tradition insists that these four (and some sisters also mentioned in the text) were cousins of Jesus and not siblings, thus maintaining the Perpetual Virginity of Mary. Whillenholly: Jules Asner: More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Since you let our patsy slip away, you gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. Jay: The woke ass "girl gang" shes a part of are also fucking annoying. Jay: Willam Black: Gus? Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Wow! What are you trying to say? Oh, shit, It understood us! Hooker #1: Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. Sure, I do. I'd do anything for you. You need two hands. Gay, straight it's all the same now. You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting? Fred: the wrong way. Jay: I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. Missy: I don't really wanna die. Oh, "Chasing Amy"? You don't know "Jungle Love?" In a Deleted Scene: Watching the news, Justice takes the diamonds to Hollywood to fix things, with Willenholly close behind. Music from the Dimension Motion Picture: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the soundtrack to the film, was released on August 14, 2001, by Universal Records. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. Matt Damon: [clears throat] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier. The Entire Jay And Silent Bob Story Finally Explained - Looper.com Don't say anything! Ho Yay: Jay likes to constantly remind everyone within earshot that he likes the ladies, then he or Silent Bob says or does something suggesting that he is deep deep in the closet (Word of God says Jay is a closeted bisexual). See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. Jay looks to Bob, they nod at each other and--Jay and Silent Bob, join Morris Day and the TIME onstage, and dance us out to the coda, which reads--CODA Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back went on to . They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. Two years later, Ben Affleck starred in Daredevil, which had a cameo from Kevin Smith. Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy California Privacy Rights. She's also a main character in the movie. It incorporates all cent. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. Chaka: It alternates film dialogue with songs of various genres that appear in the film. (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. Chaka Luther King: When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. You'll do it, or you're out of the gang, Justice. Fanedit Running Time: 128. Your guide to Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, St. Peter and Paul Catholic Church - Larimer Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. [after asked to get a new clean latte] At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. The Secret Stash While each section of disc two may come with interesting titles, it usually just turns out to be yet more deleted footage. Jay: Are you fucking crazy? Just look at the Platypus. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. For likeness rights? Steve-Dave Pulasti: A man in a kids character costume on a movie set gets shot by a cop in the chest and falls over. You chug that ass cock, baby. I said you LOVE the cock. I didn't think so. When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Backup on the way Sissy: [to Silent Bob] Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo! [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? Fuck! True story! You actually watch that show? nOmArch - Fanedit.org [Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump] I'm a noble rabbit Jay: Jay: After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. Ben Affleck: You guys are gonna ruin my movie career. Miramax? If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us. Get that shit the fuck out of here. And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. I am the master of the C.L.I.T. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. Brent: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier.The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks.It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous . Jay: Oh my God. Jay: Jay: Banky: [to Silent Bob] I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. Find Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. And Tubby here is my black man servant. He LOVES the cock. Chaka: Brodie: That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. Mind you I am 20 years old (born a year after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), and the reason I got interested in it was because I saw the Rst store become a dispensary, so thats when I knew Jay and Silent Bob were actually stoner characters. [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. List of films with post-credits scenes - Wikipedia There they are! They don't? When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. This not only ties into the bad writing, but ALSO the bad acting and bad directing. Remember, folks stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. Whillenholly: Fred: It's either this or jail. Jay : What buzz? Jay: Hmm, I don't know. Well, *you're* in love. Brent: Justice: Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. Hold it like you'd hold a woman. Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Ben Affleck: A monkey? All video and DVD versions restore that line. Chaka: Dante Hicks: WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME? You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" [to his buddies] Just say it already. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! Well, actually there was this one time Clark: Love- Jay and Silent Bob. Jay: Two-disc set. They put those guys in a bunch of movies. I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? Teen #2: Fuck them up their stupid asses. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. Jesus loves the little children Angel Jay: You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. [They both take a beat and look at the camera]. Jay: All these assholes on the Internet are callin' us names because of this fuckin' stupid movie. Wes Craven: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) mistakes - Moviemistakes.com Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. What the fuck are you bitches babbling about? Chrissy: After the credits, God (Dogma) closes the View Askewniverse book.[2]. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Kevin Smith Dimension Region 2 Pal Dvd Published Apr 18, 2020 Jay and Silent Bob Reboot's outtakes reveal a hilarious running joke that doubles as a commentary on society's attitude toward Hollywood. News newscast about the online threat the duo sent against the studio earlier in the film. Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. You went to film school didn't you? GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! You gotta do the safe picture. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult favorite Clerks. Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? Estimated time: 6 mins. Jay: Jay's Mother: [singing] Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. But funny. Oh, Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob. Hooker #1: I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. Yeah, I'll bet you do. Are we gonna have a problem again? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | Tropedia | Fandom Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. [over Gordon's walkie talkie] Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. Randal Graves: Banky: Oh yeah, nice parenting. I can't belive this shit. Passerby: Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back - amazon.com It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets! Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - dvdmg.com Jay: Damn, these white boys can't fight. Jay: Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? Protestants usually acknowledge that Mary was a virgin only until after Jesus' birth. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. Watch What Roles Was Ben Affleck Considered For? Matt Damon: Whillenholly: Mewes would compensate for his lack of drugs by drinking heavily after every day of shooting and nearly got into a fist fight with Scott Mosier when he had to come back one night for a re-shoot while drunk. Remind me to renew that restraining order. I miss dating a lesbian. [his first words] Whillenholly: It was just a tranquilizer. Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. [21][22] A Blu-ray version of the film was released on September 19, 2006. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Banky: Assistant Director(GWH 2): Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a film. Shaggy: Chaka: For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies. So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made! Angel slaps Jay with his harp]. Echo Base: Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. I came up with it before PBS. [17] Scott Tobias of The A.V. Nothing more to add to this one, shes just annoying. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - DVD Talk Tricia Jones: I watched Dogma: the funniest movie I have ever seen. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. Duck, pie fucker! Chaka: Oh Yeah! Alyssa Jones: In later wide shots, the bullet hole is missing. But I did see Casey Affleck buying a soda from a concession stand. Chaka: Banky: Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. I get no stains in my undies. I *AM* wearing pansy red booties, Matt Damon: Yeah, well. Metatron: God? Jay: Saw Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back a few months ago, absolutely great movie. The pair jump into a sewer system, and Willenholly is tricked into jumping off a dam. Whillenholly: Jason Biggs: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz Whillenholly: Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . I know it's in there! Jay: . Jay: Hooper: 1 Continuity mistake: During the shootout at the end, J and SB are hiding behind the car and a shot pierces the car between their heads. Whillenholly: [he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. What've I been telling you? Jay: Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. Jay: Willenholly: [7][8] From February to June 2019, Smith additionally re-adapted the plot of the film to the character of Mindy McCready / Hit-Girl in the relaunched Image comic book series, titled Hit-Girl: The Golden Rage of Hollywood, with Dave Lizewski filling the role of Banky Edwards.[9]. Jay: Damn. Steve Kmetko: Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. Matt Damon: Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English (SDH), Spanish; deleted scenes; audio commentary by Smith, Mewes, others; deleted scenes; gag reel; photo galleries; featurettes; TV spots; music videos; storyboards; more. He's crying out, "When Lord? Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie! The organization is a front; Brent is a patsy, who will free animals from a laboratory as a diversion while the girls rob a diamond depository. The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. Holden: [about "Dawson's Creek"] "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. [takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]. There's a script for this movie? Jay: She is TOO fine! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - YouTube Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. . If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have Holden: Comedy. Show some respect. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? (failed) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Eliza Dushku (Actor), Jason Mewes (Actor) Rated: R Format: Blu-ray 4,292 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Amazon's Choice for "jay and silent bob strike back" -7% $1299 List Price: $13.99 Get Fast, Free Shipping with Amazon Prime FREE Returns Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape $10.99 Holy shit, dude. James Van Der Beek: Brodie: Jay: P.S. Jay: You're like a child. Alyssa Jones: She is too fine. Jay: Why? Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. Don't change the subject. Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you? I'm a teen idol, dammit! The alternate scenes / deleted scenes were priceless, those are the only special features I've tried out so far. Jay: .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. You want some of this? Are you even supposed to be here today? Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? Cock-Knocker: What if they're creating an army of them? And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. Stealin' the little monkey. Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. That was an incredibly daring escape! So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN! No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Jay's Mother: With Bud Cort, Barret Hackney, Jared Pfennigwerth, Kitao Sakurai. THE SIGN on the back of the car said "Critters Of HOLLYWOOD", YOU DUMB FUCK! While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. . Whillenholly: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot is Offensively Bad : r/RedLetterMedia - reddit Well it isn't my way but I'll be damned if their doesn't go one happy family. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / YMMV - TV Tropes Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. You should be. Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." Since when did they start charging for the bus? Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. Sheriff: "[13] On Metacritic the film has a score of 51 out of 100, based on 31 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews". Poor Dante. Jay and Silent Bob deleted scene - YouTube Reg Hartner: Don't be so suburban. The honeymoon's over. At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. Jay: Make it fast and sexy. Get the Backstage Pass and enjoy an instant 10% discount off your in-store and online purchases. We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? They've got a monkey in there? Jay: Scribd is the world's largest social reading and publishing site.